Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
There's always time for handjobs
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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