Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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