Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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