Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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