So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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