You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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