Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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