I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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