please come you make the beer taste better
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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