So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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