I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
This is the high leading the old right now
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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