We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
accomplished twins. life is a go
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Randomize
