What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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