Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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