Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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