No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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