She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
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