My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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