So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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