he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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