I skipped work to stalk him.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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