Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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