Are we in a gay sports bar?
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
there is glitter all over my balls
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
