Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
All I want is dick and wine.
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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