the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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