no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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