In the future we'll all be gay
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
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