Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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