I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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