i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
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I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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