Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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