the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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