he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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