The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
you never un-have a 4some
I need a beard to bite.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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