She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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