Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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