U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
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