yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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