I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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