I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
people are starting to question the shark bite story
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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