My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
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