my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
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