BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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