they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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