is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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