Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
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