Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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