i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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