so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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