Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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