its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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