He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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